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*just kidding, you actually have just found the super secret page full of more random stupid crap that I can [arguably] do, like:

• tin whistling,
• lock picking,
• solving a 3x3x3 in 1:30,
• paracord weaving,
• bead pattern sculpting,
• card/hashi/knife throwing,
• padiddling,
• freestyle begleri tricking,
• barehand apple splitting,
• converting between 8-bit binary and ascii by head,
• raw egg balancing [and then cracking it open with only one hand without fucking the yolk up],
• and also balancing cards, including in some unreasonable ways,
• transliterating between like a dozen different alphabets,
• I've also tried drawing in the distant past with vastly varied degress of success, both with and without reference, sometimes pretentiously wasting paint in the proccess,
• reciting 70ish% of Poe - The Raven from memory with an ugly accent,
• mead brewing,
• convincing my grandparents that I'm fine,
• aligning all tictacs in a box,
• folding a shirt in 2 seconds,
• completely missing a large target at close range with a recurve bow,
• etc.